R.I.P Journalism 1456-2012

Indeed. This is old news, but still. Until Katy Perry busts it wide open or let’s the world see those things, I could really care less about what she’s doing. No misrespect, of course. Meanwhile, Russell Brand is having a decent season for the Houston Rockets. Needs to get those boards up though; career-low in that category.

Shit White Girls Say….to Black Girls

*dead* at this. As a dude, I’ve overheard pretty much all of this shit as well. What’s really sad is when shit like this is spoken in the real world. Regardless, watch this bitch (the video, not the female) for a laugh….

HBO Cancels How To Make It In America

These motherfuckers. I’ve rocked with HBO since Arli$$, but I was appalled by the news that they had cancelled HTMIIA, Bored to Death and Hung today. Hung was the only cancellation that I understood, only because I couldn’t picture where else the show could go based on the way the third season ended. It felt like a series finale.

How To Make It In America, which pretentious New Yorkers love to shit on because New Yorker’s love bitching, was much improved in its second season. In fact, the last season of How To Make It was better than the final season on Entourage. What really left a bad taste in my mouth was the fact that HBO held on to Enlightened. Get the fuck outta here.

At least Kenny Fuckin’ Powers will be back in 2012.

Link: HBO Cancels “Hung”, “Bored To Death”, And “How To Make It In America”

So, Why the Fuck was Canibus Dissing J.Cole?

Possible answer: He needed something to do.

Inexplicable fuck shit has always overshadowed Canibus’ talent, and ultimately ended his career. That, and the inability to make an actual song. Don’t get me wrong, I was in Junior High when his debut came out and I was into that shit, but it got old once you realized he could only bring one dynamic to the mic. J.Cole and I are the same age, and if you listen to him or his interviews, you’ll know he was a big Canibus fan back in the day too. He was probably just as shocked when-or if-he heard that someone he grew up listening to was shitting on him.
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What Would Thanksgiving Be Without Fuckery?

Ndamukong Suh got ejected from the Lions 27-15 loss to the Packers today for doing too way much and then stomping on Evan Dietrich-Smith. He tried to defend his tantrum:

“I was on top of a guy being pulled down and trying to get up off the ground, which is why you see me pushing his helmet down,” Suh said. “As I’m getting up, I’m getting pushed so I’m getting myself unbalanced. … With that a lot of people are going to interpret it as or create their own storylines, … but I know what I did, and the man upstairs knows what I did.”

Oh, alright. Tell it to Rog, after he suspends you. From certain angles, it doesn’t look intentional, but his reputation proceeds him. In a bad way.
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Some People Hate.

On Friday night, I came across this article on Wale in the Washington City Paper. I took one look at the title, “#waleflail”, and already knew what to expect. Just another pretentious dick spewing hate because it’s the easiest thing to do. Wale is his own worst enemy, but his insecurity is what drives him. It’s fine if you don’t fuck with that, but don’t blow a bunch of hot, snarky and inaccurate air. That’s why I hate the media. You can read my response below….
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The Celebrity DUI Breathalyzer

Take this one for a spin. Oh yea, don’t drink and drive…

Link: Infographic: The Celebrity DUI Breathalyzer