Scarlett Johansson Not Pregnant, Probably Stuffed Regardless


I was mortified when pics of Scarlett sporting what appeared to be a gut full of human leaked yesterday. I figured that Sean Penn, the wily veteran that he is, had wasted little time tattooing his name on the inside of her womb. That dude might have evolved into one of the best actors of his generation, but he was married to Madonna back in the day, which means he’s a problem. Apparently, it turns out that was just was a (rare) bad photo of her and some odd….shirt placement?
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J.Cole Isn’t Engaged


In an interview with Good Fella Media, J.Cole sets the record straight. The rumor sprang up over the weekend, and he denied it via Twitter. This should dead the story for good…..